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Jokes: He Said, She Said

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:45 pm
by Mikey_
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?

He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.

He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.

He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:00 pm
by mb_rockstar
LOL* silly...

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:06 am
by violetvv
haha... how funny...
i esp like the part about the married women see what's in bed then goes to the fridge.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:49 pm
by Eddy
Haha that's funny !